D: WTF.
I think you have misinterpreted my comment.
Please allow me to reinstate my previous statement in a mannerly fashion as it is obvious that it might have been somewhat distastful and offensive. *Clears throat and puts on monocle*
My, my, what exquisite mammary glands your DNA has constructed. You would, indeed, make a fine receptacle for my mobile DNA containers. Please allow me to court you in a proper mammalian fashion to which you can understand my instinctal intent. I do so wish to place you gently upon your patellas, place your femurs 3/4 of a yard apart and proceed to insert... Well I shant go much further as there are innocent eyes that wonder these threads. But I do hope you clearly understand my intentions and I hope they bring you a delightful satisfaction. You are a fine specimen at that and such a precious and fragile creature should be bathed in pleasure and handled with care. I wish to provide you with such service and care in turn for instinctal relief, of course. Such defined high quality DNA should not be tainted with silly little boys who wear feminine pants, eyeliner, and listen to hawthorne heights. Such DNA needs to be perfected with no other than my own of course. I hope you deeply consider the offer I have bestowed upon you, with such great honor as it is, and make the correct and ONLY valid decision - which is to BIRTH MY SPAWN. :3
Please take care my lovely, and do reply quickly for I eagerly await your response.