98% of all the PMs I get are pointless and a waste of time.
"Hey Hades"
"Hey, can I help you?"
"No."
"..."

>_< Don't even do it as a joke.
"HEY HADES, PENYA PLZ XD SO RANDOM"
"LOL you're only like the... 1203th person to do that today XD"
Seriously, don't make me hit you. Its not really funny and I almost ban everyone that does that with no warning. So now its a warning: PM me jokingly and I'll ban you.

If you ABSOLUTELY have to PM me about something, then just state your question as the first thing you send me. I'm very tired of inefficient formalities.
"Hey Hades"
"Hey"
"How are you?"
"I'm fine"
"Can I ask you a question?"
"Yeah, ask."
"You sure its fine?"
"ASK THE DAMN QUESTION!"
"you meanie ;_;"
"you have a question or not?"
"Yeah, but why you so mean?"
*Bans*

I'm always short on time so make your PMs short and clear.

Also, FORM proper sentences.
"Hi Hades me help plz"
"eh? uh yeah, what is it"
"The bug inventory is gone over my party inside CW I have penya plz. Plz help."
"FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Now when addressing me ingame, DO NOT ASK ME FOR ITEMS AND PENYA
No, i will not break no matter how much you beg me. Begging is the quickest way to get banned around me. I don't care if you're not asking me. Don't ask for items when I'm around.
Also, some of you are constantly under the impression that just because I had a small conversation with you, i'm automatically your best buddy who will give you whatever you want. WRONG. Those people piss me off more than anything.

2nd, don't ask me to spawn monsters. If you do, I will isolate you and then kill you, over and over again until you delevel 10 times O_O
Just enough so you learn not to do it again.

Another issue: I'm asked everyday
"Hey hades, do you remeber me?"
My answer will be NO
I see a hundred new names everyday. Chances are, I will not remember you, even if I had a conversation with you a week before. So now, don't bother asking since you already know my asnwer.

Now to address some common questions:

NO i will not teleport you
NO i will not plvl you
NO i will not give you items (STOP TRYING TO TRADE ME DAMNIT!!!)
NO i will not sell you items
NO i will not upgrade your items for you (I don't care how long you've been at it)
NO i will not reduce the item prices
NO i will not increase the exp rate
NO i will not ban people you don't like
NO i will not spawn mobs just for you
NO i will not restore your lost items (If you're a donor, ask Dex.)
NO i will not broadcast a message for you
NO i will not make you a GM
NO i will not make you a chat mod
NO i will not unban your account
NO i will not give you penya
NO I WILL NOT GIVE YOU PENYA
NO I WILL NOT GIVE YOU PENYA!!!!

I know this seem very negative, but i am getting tired oe repeating myself.
Just remeber these things before interacting with me, and your stay at FlyFH will be very pleasant.
Infact, several people who don't annoy me can find my company very entertaining and fun. Be one of those people PLEASE